Did Mike Toth Used To Be On Dukes Of Hazzard?

Were these 2 separated at birth or what????

Roscoe P. Coltrane

Roscoe P. Coltrane

Mike Toth

Mike Toth

Did anyone catch the spew coming off of Toth’s keyboard today about Cujo?

I know I am biased, but good god, did Roscoe go of the deep end this time or what? In the fashion that weren’t giving the guy the Vezina for his first game, Roscoe wants to take Cujo out back and shoot him after his last outing…..

“Attempting to bridge that generation gap, Joseph presented the 18-year old Luke Schenn with the puck after his game-winning shootout goal earlier in the pre-season. It was a classy move by a guy who’s had a solid career. However, based on Cujo’s brutal game against the St. Louis Blues on Wednesday, he’d better focus on stopping pucks as opposed to presenting them.”

Me thinks Cujo has earned the right to have an off exhibition game, don’t ya’ll???

“Joseph is nothing more than a caddy to Vesa Toskala and it’s tough to be a leader when your butt is plastered to the bench.”

Them fighting words coming from #2 behind Mike Hogan or the occasional fill in to McCowan….

“So, unless Joseph gets into more than just a handful of games and performs a lot better than he did Wednesday, he’d better keep his pep talks to himself.”

We are what, 5 games into an exhibition season yes????? Here is an idea Roscoe, why don’t you and Cleatius go back and get Boss Hogg something to eat before the Duke boys come on back…..

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5 responses to “Did Mike Toth Used To Be On Dukes Of Hazzard?

  1. there’s a maxim that asks you to consider the source when evaluating a controversial statement. Toth is “#2 behind Mike Hogan” … draw your own conclusions. Or you could just read his commentary on the Jays and decide to never listen to him again. Either way.

  2. torontosportsmedia

    Wow, I am being read at Harvard, what an honor (honour) 🙂

  3. Toth needs a slap to the side of his head.

  4. I think you need to add another character to the TSM logo….

  5. torontosportsmedia

    Flash?

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